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TPN‘s Trifling Father of the Week

Ronald “Boobie” McIntyre

Pity Boobie’s kids. No, not because Dad isn’t paying child support. Pity them because their genetic makeup includes that of a man who would jump out of a window rather than pay said child support.

You see, when the police showed up at the third-floor Chicago apartment where Brainiac was staying, a woman told them she didn’t know where he was. But ah, the Bible says “and a child shall lead them,” and in this case, it was a child who shall bust thee out, Boobster. The tyke, not yet been indoctrinated into the No Snitching Society, pointed a judgmental finger at an open window. Cops looked out, and saw Boobie sprawled on the sidewalk.

He has two broken legs and other injuries. He’s also been arrested 14 times and has more than 80 criminal convictions, including 21 assaults, 39 incidences of obstructing justice and 20 convictions for invasion of privacy. Listen up, Simpleton: That’s no way to act. Please take this moment, this time, to get your trifling self together.

—Xavier Muhammad

© 2010 The Peoples News

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Discussion

3 thoughts on “TPN‘s Trifling Father of the Week

  1. Sorry to tell you folks but this guy has a problem. It is not nice to talk about retarded people and expect them to have some common sense. Has the brotha been tested to see if he can even read? He has no skills but to assault, resist and invade; oh and have sex. It’s time to stop putting us all in the same box and figure that all this guy has to do is get it together and go and get him a Masters Degree while in the Jail (I can’t spell penitenciary lol) . So get off your high horse and really look at the problem. Our culture has oppressed African American males to point of retardation. That is the deal. Peace

    Posted by tony | August 27, 2010, 11:22 am
  2. It takes two to tangle. Women need to stop having babies by men who are not worthy of them. Common sense should tell a woman that if the man is not financially supporting his previous children, what makes you think that he will take care of yours.

    Posted by Reggie | August 29, 2010, 3:37 pm
  3. Well, now he will be broke and broken…hope that leap was worth it.

    Posted by Adam | August 30, 2010, 4:15 pm

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