Pity Boobie’s kids. No, not because Dad isn’t paying child support. Pity them because their genetic makeup includes that of a man who would jump out of a window rather than pay said child support.
You see, when the police showed up at the third-floor Chicago apartment where Brainiac was staying, a woman told them she didn’t know where he was. But ah, the Bible says “and a child shall lead them,” and in this case, it was a child who shall bust thee out, Boobster. The tyke, not yet been indoctrinated into the No Snitching Society, pointed a judgmental finger at an open window. Cops looked out, and saw Boobie sprawled on the sidewalk.
He has two broken legs and other injuries. He’s also been arrested 14 times and has more than 80 criminal convictions, including 21 assaults, 39 incidences of obstructing justice and 20 convictions for invasion of privacy. Listen up, Simpleton: That’s no way to act. Please take this moment, this time, to get your trifling self together.
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