Megan was arrested. For shaving. While driving. Her car. On the. Freeway.
Shaving her pubes. Her pubes. Her pubes. Shaving. Her pubes. While driving. While driving. A car. On the freeway.
Do I need to say she was arrested after she crashed into something? A truck. Rear-ended it?
While she was shaving. Her pubes. While driving. A car. On the freeway. She crashed. Into someone else.
And she’s 37. Not a kid. 37.
Oh, the day before she had been convicted of driving while intoxicated and with a suspended license.
Do I have to call her trifling, or have you already figured that out?
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