Humor, Legal, Satire, Trifling Person of the Week

TPN‘s Trifling, Uh, Groomer of the Week

Megan Mariah Barnes

Megan was arrested. For shaving. While driving. Her car. On the. Freeway.

Her pubes.

Shaving her pubes. Her pubes. Her pubes. Shaving. Her pubes. While driving. While driving. A car. On the freeway.

Do I need to say she was arrested after she crashed into something? A truck. Rear-ended it?

While she was shaving. Her pubes. While driving. A car. On the freeway. She crashed. Into someone else.

And she’s 37. Not a kid. 37.

Oh, the day before she had been convicted of driving while intoxicated and with a suspended license.

Do I have to call her trifling, or have you already figured that out?

—Xavier Muhammad

© 2010 The Peoples News

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Discussion

6 thoughts on “TPN‘s Trifling, Uh, Groomer of the Week

  1. What makes it even sadder (if anything could) is that she was doing it because she was on her way to a date, and wanted to be “ready” for it. She crashed because she had her ex, who was in the car with her, take over the wheel while she shaved, and that’s when the accident occurred.

    Posted by Ophelia | March 12, 2010, 8:41 am
  2. dang! she shoulda been dyein’ her hair…

    Posted by Renee | March 12, 2010, 9:27 am
  3. We all have to be multi-taskers in today’s fast-paced society don’t we?

    Innovations like this are the landing strip that will launch us toward the future! (See what I did there?)

    Posted by LOU | March 12, 2010, 9:42 am
  4. …and these texters are just as bad.

    Focus on the road!

    I hope this case raises pubic awareness on road safety.

    (okay I’m done now)

    Posted by LOU | March 12, 2010, 9:59 am

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