How do you get into the Trifling Hall of Fame? Just follow these simple steps: Cheat on wife. Check. For best results, make sure she has cancer. Check. Cheat, of course, with a skank. Check. But not until after you hire her for your staff. Check. Pay her inordinate sums of money for the services she performs. Check. And then make sure she gets pregnant. Check. And then blame it on a married friend. Check. Make sure he accepts blame. Check. To save your reputation. Check. And then, two years later, acknowledge it’s your baby after all.
Check and mate, Pretty Boy. Your trifling ass is elected.
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