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TPN‘s Trifling Baby Daddy of the Week

John Edwards

How do you get into the Trifling Hall of Fame? Just follow these simple steps: Cheat on wife. Check. For best results, make sure she has cancer. Check. Cheat, of course, with a skank. Check. But not until after you hire her for your staff. Check. Pay her inordinate sums of money for the services she performs. Check. And then make sure she gets pregnant. Check. And then blame it on a married friend. Check. Make sure he accepts blame. Check. To save your reputation. Check. And then, two years later, acknowledge it’s your baby after all.

Check and mate, Pretty Boy. Your trifling ass is elected.

—Xavier Muhammad

© 2010 The Peoples News

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One thought on “TPN‘s Trifling Baby Daddy of the Week

  1. Love it, as always, but I have to pick on the last sentence, which should read, “Your trifling ass is elected.”

    The Peoples News responds: Whoops. Thanks for the catch, Chris.

    Posted by Chris | January 22, 2010, 9:36 am

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