I had to come out of retirement for this one.
Jorge, you see, was standing in the middle of the road one morning screaming profanities. Sure, we’ve all been there. But when he wouldn’t quiet down, cops moved in to arrest him, Tasers drawn. Jorge climbed in his car and used an infant to shield himself, repeatedly saying “Tase the baby.” Good lord.
The baby wasn’t harmed, thank God. Garcia was arrested, but let us all join hands and pray that this fool won’t have anything to do with raising the infant.
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