Black People Who Dance
OK, black people, listen up. I have had enough of all these nonblack people posting videos on youtube, dancing in the most challenged way possible, but still getting shout outs on The Today Show. What about us? We get married. We get down. Stop being trifling and put the two together. No stepping. No grinding. No showing off the thong under your white dress. (Or, ugh, your tuxedo). Do something choreographed, do something fun. And yes, I know the problem we face: it will be so good that it will look professional rather than as if beer bongs were somewhere involved in the preparation. But so what. Get to it! Let’s get Matt and Meredith and Al talking.
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