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TPN‘s Trifling Romeo of the Week

SC GovernorMark Sanford

Hey Gov, John Edwards, Eliot Spitzer, Jim McGreevey and Bill Clinton welcome you to the club.  Mark, you lovestruck puppy you, you’re the gift that keeps on giving. You cheated on your wife, and now you’re oversharing with the media. Guess it feels good to confess again and again that you have found a soul mate in Argentina. You’re not fooling anyone, Mark. You’re too much of  a coward to stay faithful, too much of a coward to actually leave your wife. Instead your body sticks around while your heart is in South America, hoping that your wife will have the cojones to let you go. Weak, Mark. And trifling.

—Xavier Muhammad

© 2009 The Peoples News

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6 thoughts on “TPN‘s Trifling Romeo of the Week

  1. He found his soul mate? Was he looking for a soul mate? Perhaps that should have been a choice made years before – when he married the woman that eventually gave birth to their FOUR children.
    We do not keep our politicians busy enough – I personally don’t have the time or energy to have an affair – then again, I married my soul mate. In fact, I broke up with a guy I had been dating for 2 years to marry my soul mate; see how that is done.
    Saying ‘yes’ to one means saying ‘no’ to all the rest, forever. Is this a hard concept? If there are any politicians reading this and you are having an affair – stop it, grow up, keep your pants on, step away from your temptation. Just do it! It’s not that hard.

    Posted by Renee | July 3, 2009, 9:13 am
  2. I wonder what will become of the “love children” of those illicit unions?

    Posted by Mike | July 3, 2009, 9:19 am
  3. Another politician screwed bu the press

    Posted by James | July 3, 2009, 2:07 pm
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    Posted by James | July 3, 2009, 2:07 pm
  5. “another politician screwed by the press”

    Seriously????? Looks to me like the dishonorable Mr. Sanford was the one doing the screwing….

    And how do you say in one breath that your bit-on-the-side is your “soulmate” and then turn around in the next and say you want to make your marriage work? What a tool!

    Posted by Stephan | July 6, 2009, 10:24 am
  6. Renee: AMEN!

    Posted by kjohnson | July 14, 2009, 8:53 pm

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