1959: Barbie debuts, adding to the inferiority complex African-American girls already suffer from.
Whitey and Blackie
1961: The first animal, a dog named Blackie, returns alive from space. Now that scientists know the journey can be made safely, they prepare the dog named Whitey for the next trip.
1974: Twenty-nine years after World War II ends, the last soldier on the Japanese side, half-black Jamal Ito, finally surrenders in the Phillipines, setting a record for CP Time.
2004: D.C. Sniper John Allen Muhammad is sentenced to death for the attacks that killed 10 people, but blacks are still astonished that the shooter was one of them.
2005: Proving the adage that you can take the man out of the ghetto but you can’t take the ghetto out of the man, Michael Jackson–nearly 40 years after leaving Gary, Ind.–shows up late for his child molestation trial…wearing pajama pants and slippers.
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