African American, Humor, Satire

March 2: This Day in African-American History

300px-sam_houston_at_san_jacintoSam Houston

1836: Texas, under the leadership of Gen. Sam Houston, becomes independent from Mexico, paving the way for Hispanics to surpass African Americans as the largest minority in the U.S. 170 or so years later.


rufus-copyRufus Clausell

1877: Rutherford B. Hayes is declared President, even though his opponent, Samuel Tilden, won the popular vote the previous November. African-American candidate Rufus Clausell of Monroeville, Ala., finishes a distant third after being lynched when he hinted that he might run.


whiteschool1The kids couldn’t wait to not learn black history

1926: Predominantly white school districts report they completely ignored the newly established Black History Month.


concordexThe Concorde

1969: The Concorde airplane flies for the first time, starting a trend that would continue until the line shut down in 2003: no black people are aboard.


42-15655223Clitoria

2008: The Peoples News becomes the most important and influential website in the history of the Internet when it publishes its first article, Federal Judge: Enough With the Stupid Names, introducing the world to cutie pie Clitoria Jackson.

–Craig Bates

This article is satire brought to you by the creative minds at The Peoples News. Happy Birthday to us!

© 2009 The Peoples News

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3 thoughts on “March 2: This Day in African-American History

  1. Congrats on celebrating your 1st birthday! That’s awesome.

    Posted by A TPN Fan | March 2, 2009, 9:30 am
  2. Hey, Happy Birthday to you, TPN…and many moooore!!

    Posted by Leroy | March 2, 2009, 11:17 am
  3. 1933 – King Kong starring King Kong opens in NYCity. Kong uses his fame and influence to enter the political arena and years later is shot by a an employee of the NYPost for writing a poorly accepted stimulus bill. Some believe the employee meant only to ‘taze’ the big guy. Many Americans noticed that Kong was still pretty black and should have started to gray given his age (only his hairdresser knows for sure).

    Posted by Renee | March 6, 2009, 12:13 pm

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